What is my generation?!

 

SPRING BREAK BETCHES

and so not sorry for this blog post

 

 

 

 

Have these images interested you yet? are you appalled? If not by the end of the blog... you will be.

 

For those of you who have not seen this movie STOP reading this blog, I will ruin it for you. OR maybe keep reading so you dont waste your 10$ as my boy friend did on me.

 

Lets begin with I saw this movie in a playful mood. I thought it would be funny to see 1.A stupid teenage parody on spring break 2.It was well advertised! 3. I love James Franco and him emulating RIFF RAFF could be the best celebrity stunt of the year. So I assumed this is my kind of movie. You know what assuming does... ASSES, you and me both.

The first 3o minutes of this movie was hysterical, granted in an absurd "I cant believe they are doing that stuff" kind of way. The movie opens with tits montage, spring break parties, drugs, bored teenage girls, oh AND TITS. DID I MENTION TITS?!

What happens in this movie? Let me timeline it for you

 

 

First 30 min: Girls rob a store, they feel like "bad bitches" and leave for spring break.

 

Next 30 min: Girls party really hard, decide that this place is "Magical and life changing" Selina Gomez is bringing her Grandma in the sequel! And then they get arrested for snorting cocaine off some lady, classy. (add in some sacrilegious prayers while imprisoned)

 

Next 30 min: James Franco bails the girls out of jail. Everyhting he says references to a terrible sex square, or something of the kind. The "good Christan girl" goes home cause JAMES FRANCO IS GOING TO RAPE HER. I would leave too.

 

Last 30 minutes: Sex Montages. Drug Montages. James Franco has sex with a gun?

 

ENDING: The girls kill everyone. ( when writers look for a resolution in a story they joke "lets just kill everyone." THEY ARE KIDDING PEOPLE, KIDDING. That is simply not a resolution.

 

So many kids in my class would ask me "Whats wrong with that?" Let me tell you whats wrong with this movie, if you haven't caught on. Millions of dollars have been spent and funneled into producing and selling this sad sad piece of "art" HA. This movie appealed to one crowd, my generation. Everything about this movie screamed college and high school students around the USA  lets idolize everything that is wrong with society. Lets glamorize doing drugs and get put in jail, because DONT WORRY some nasty guy will bail you out if you have lots of sex with him. I am sad to say it made 12,616,764 $$ opening week in the US alone, can you hear me weeping?

 

I have been told I am taking this movie too seriously, and that might be so. I was told to do some research on the director, produce, and "art" of the film. SO I DID. what did I find?

1. This director just wanted the money, he had no purpose at all but the "see one of my films on the big screen."

2. Same goes for the producer

3. The only art I can find in the film is the location. The beach was beautiful, the light of the movie was VERY well done. A++ for the visual aspect but all the Tits and cocaine kind of distracted me from seeing this the first go around.

 

 

 

Critics have called this "Scarface meets Britney Spears" but the only quote that stuck with me was "This money makes my pussy wet."To say the least I think this movie has added nothing to society. I could have gone without this movie and been perfectly happy. Social commentary or not I will not be seeing another movie like this. Sorry Richard you are never picking the movie we see again.